25 Things Every Guy would use over the Steak & A You-Know-What Today

Today is actually Steak and Blowjob Day. If you should be not familiar, consider it as Valentine’s Day’s man-centric twin. Here is the assumption: males give women flowers, chocolate, and ~love~ on V-Day; in exchange, all we require on March 14th is meat and a blowjob.

Which, sure. If you want your link to feel just like a medieval deal between two slabs of skin, that is okay. But men are a lot more than steak-eating gender spiders. We’re nuanced human beings, and we also want our girlfriends to care and attention. Like, really proper care. And anyone who cares about you is going to do more than simply feed you, suck your own D, and call it every day.

Here are 25 situations women would once they actually provide a damn about your joy — as a guy, not a Neanderthal. Please don’t be satisfied with the T-bone and dental intercourse this current year, gentlemen.

Seem like your own girl? Otherwise, you may want to re-evaluate. Keep in mind: A porterhouse and cock sucking does not a healthy and balanced union make. You’re much better than this.

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